“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
okay but the reason i say lucifer was such a brilliant antagonist is that he was such a self-pitying bastard that he lead half the fandom into babying him despite the fact that he tortured one of the story’s main heroes to the point of having hallucinations so awful they landed him in a mental institution
the best sorts of villains don’t only manipulate the hero; they manipulate the audience too
best modern family scene ever
It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break
i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out
ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.
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if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
NO DONT DO THAT
I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
|—||Zelda Fitzgerald to Scott Fitzgerald, 1919 (via bl-ossomed)|
you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.
This is an “inability to respect women” problem.
Which is a male problem.
The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING
Disney movies in order of historical setting
(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)